hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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