i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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