nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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