Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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