Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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