I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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