Sponge bath it is.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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