then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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