is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.