so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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