Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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