why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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