But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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