do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
