there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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