Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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