No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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