We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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