I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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