RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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