I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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