You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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