Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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