We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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