i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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