When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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