What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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