if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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