He kissed a someone with a penis
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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