Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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