just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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