we're blogging at a bar
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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