i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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