So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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