Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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