He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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