I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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