I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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