problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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