I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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