We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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