Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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