whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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