plz talk dirty to me
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My breasts were aching with rage.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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