I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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