I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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