Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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