Yo dont text me then not text me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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