what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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