Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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