I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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