If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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