it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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