apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
