Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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