Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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